Handstand schizophrenia
“Sam trying to figure out how to make blogpost”
The left side is as silly as you'd expect from a non-dominant hand. However, when carefully guided into the correct position, it just about manages to keep everything in place. But woe if the needed correction exceeds the capacity of just the hand, for the left shoulder and elbow can only dream of having the capability of reacting to unforeseen circumstances.
The right side however, is so dominant that it doesn't allow itself to be submitted into position. It prefers to survive on pure wit. Old battle wounds caused by silly maneuvers from the teenage era prevent the shoulder from ever resting in a peaceful spot. These factors together make for either spectacular saves during strong days, or frustrating times when the nervous system cannot keep up with complexity of the multi-joint connections needed to maintain equilibrium.
